It is not my fault that I am gaining weight... there are forces acting against me.
At this very moment, the In-N-Out truck is stationed below my office window -- where it has been spewing out the hypnotic smell of double-doubles for the past hour.
It is only getting worse... the fumes having an opiate-like effect on me. If only I could have a cheeseburger I could go through the afternoon with little or no pain!
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oh, what i'd give for in-n-out! extra lbs or not.
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